The wildest news I saw today: A prepaid funeral service company in South Korea called 'Parents' Love' invested 59.5 billion KRW last year into a 2x leveraged ETF going long on BitMine. Tom Lee's calls are insane. But by the end of last year, the value had shrunk to 10.2 billion KRW, down 82.9%, with an unrealized loss of around $35 million. If Ethereum doesn’t start going up soon, this isn’t asset allocation anymore—it’s cyber salvation.