Good news: Oil prices might be saved. Bad news: Iran wants $2 million per ship as a toll fee. Iran has officially monetized the Strait of Hormuz. Each trip costs $2 million. Payment accepted in cash, cryptocurrency, or barter. Right now, 3,200 ships are stuck in the strait. Every night, I press my calculator and— Huh? Oh my, Iran could collect $6.4 billion. Can Fro, the oil shipping stock I’ve been holding for ages, pay up first? Thanks in advance, Iran.