风火山林|4月 02, 2026 02:25
Lao Te opened his mouth, and the market broke its legs, causing the market to fall in response! Brothers, have you been feeling tired from trading lately? Anyway, many brothers are about to vomit at Old Te's mouth. Lao Te said we want a peaceful resolution, and the market responded in response. Not long after, Lao Te said that he couldn't rule out taking further action. Wow, the market plummeted instantly. This is not a market, this is simply a personal talk show of Lao Te. And he's not the kind of scripted talk show, he's the kind of person who drinks two cups of coffee, spends half an hour scrolling through Twitter, and improvises when emotions arise. After he finished speaking, he patted his butt and left, leaving us traders bewildered in front of the screen.
You say he'll fight, he says he won't. You said he wouldn't fight, but he said he would fight again. You say he's serious, he's just joking. You think he's joking, he's serious again.
Trading now is no longer about looking at technical or fundamental aspects, it depends on whether Lao Te is in a good mood today. We need to study his Twitter frequency, word intensity, and how many exclamation marks he used. This is not a trader, this is simply a psychological analyst.
A brother in the group spoke very vividly: the current market is like Lao Te's mouth shaking three times on the candlestick. He sneezed and the market caught a cold. He coughed and went straight to the ICU.
When someone with a list in their hand sees the news push from Lao Te, their first reaction is not to analyze the pros and cons, but to put down their phone, take three deep breaths, and then ask themselves: Can today's position withstand three consecutive tweets from him?
Can't bear it? Then reduce the inventory. Can you withstand it? Then reduce it by half again. Don't try to be strong in front of this man. His mouth is at the level of a nuclear weapon, and our capital is not enough to produce two sentences from him. In the future, whoever says that the market is rational will print out Lao Te's tweets from the past month and photograph his face. Finally, I would like to share my trading experience with everyone: When you think you understand the market, Lao Te will open his mouth and tell you that you don't.
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