Dogecoin is on fire, tweaking the data again, and the non-farm payrolls report totally flopped and shocked everyone. Only 29K jobs were added in September, while the market expected over 80K; unemployment rate is at 4.2%, and hourly wages only grew 0.1% month-on-month. What’s even crazier is that July’s numbers were revised down to negative, and the past two months combined saw a cut of 60K. Translation: Job growth is cooling, wages aren’t rising, and the Fed has one less reason to keep hiking rates. Traders got it instantly—October rate hike odds dropped from over 60% a week ago to under 20%. The Fed: Oh, so this is how you wanna play it?