Bitcoin does no such thing. It takes store of value properties to their characteristic extreme, a reductio ad absurdum for the sound money camp. A sort of evolutionary overreach. The rigidly enforced rarity which makes it so valuable and unique is also why it is unsuitable as a currency or the basis of a dynamic economy. It can still be a wise thing to own. Cease convincing yourselves that an inelastic deflationary money is free of distortions. They are polar opposite distortions to fiat, and come with their own problems.