Woke up this morning and instinctively checked my phone, saw your '500% profit screenshot' posted in your Moments. At that moment, it felt like the sky was falling. I'd rather see Bitcoin go to zero than see you rise up in this crappy circle. I slapped myself twice under the covers to make sure I wasn't dreaming, then immediately blocked you. I can't even eat breakfast today. Just thinking about you possibly cashing out for a Porsche makes me feel like even breathing is losing me money.