BITWU.ETH 🔆|9月 11, 2026 02:28
Well, this is something else—our fly bros can not only play *Beat Saber* with their brains,
but now they can trade bitcoin:native too!
When the flies make a profit, their dopamine neurons get stimulated. Neuron activity controls the buy/sell decisions, and trades are executed on Coinbase.
The bro even shared the open-source code for the fly trading system: https://(github.com)/nftechie/stonkfly
Check out this chart of the fly's real-time trading system. Right now, it's sitting at $99.29, running at a slight loss!
I took a look, and our fly buddy isn’t exactly grinding—only placed eight orders so far. Currently holding tokens like ethereum:0xa0b86991c6218b36c1d19d4a2e9eb0ce3606eb48, bitcoin:native, ethereum:native, and solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112.
Man, I’m just scared that even flies can make money, and here I am losing it!
So embarrassing, guys!
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