小龙先生|Sep 09, 2026 22:19
Deep Unveiling: How Biden's Son's LAPTOP Coin Will Cut the Leek in the Coin Circle ❓ ️ ❗ The second article
——98% of the market value evaporated in just two minutes, can we still buy at the bottom now?
Ladies and gentlemen, let's first take a look at a set of data:
LAPTOP coin rose to $401 within two minutes of opening, and then fell to around $1.25 within 30 minutes;
The market value illusion surged to a peak of 144 billion US dollars at the opening, and then fell to the current market value of around 1.48 billion US dollars.
If you rush in at the highest point at the opening, the original $1000 in your account will end up with $4 left.
What is $4 enough for? Enough to buy a Luckin, and then looking at that Luckin, I wonder why I don't need this $1000 to buy one.
Because that Luckin can still be drunk, LAPTOP can't even drink it.
The project team has already stated that this coin has no practical value. Without governance rights, without profit rights, and without any functionality. It's just a symbol, a joke, a declaration of 'If you like gambling, I'll open a casino'.
This is Celebrity Coin, naked, shameless, and even lazy to play with fake value. Their only purpose is to allow market makers and early insider players to legally take money from retail investors' pockets.
Let's talk about the current chip structure: who is making money and who is losing?
Earning money:
The market maker has already obtained the chips before the opening. GSR received 15.5 million tokens 4 days before the opening, while Wintermute received 2.5 million and sold approximately 466000 tokens on the opening day, with an average price of approximately $4.47 and a cash out of $2.08 million.
The airdrop of subscribers has also become a stable arbitrage. A large number of subscribers chose to sell immediately after receiving the airdrop, selling approximately $3 million worth of LAPTOP in total. Another trader bought 2268 LAPTOPs at a sniper price of $0.4 and sold them at an average price of $111, making a profit of approximately $250000 (278 times).
Losing money:
An address bought 919.4 LAPTOPs at $217.5, spending $200000. After 50 minutes, the price dropped to $4.4, and the position value was only about $4000, resulting in a loss of 98%. According to Arkham, a blockchain analysis company, 80% of traders have lost money.
So, some friends may ask: Can we still buy this coin at a low price now?
My answer is straightforward: no! The risk is enormous! Just watch the show!
Three cruel facts are presented here:
1. Extremely thin liquidity.
The current liquidity pool supporting a market value of $160 million is still only in the millions. Any large sale can instantly shatter the market.
30% of the team's tokens have not been unlocked yet.
Although locked for 6 months, when unlocked after 6 months, the current price may have been replaced by a lower price.
3. The project party has clearly stated that it has no value.
The official disclosure documents of LAPTOP clearly state that the token has no practical value, no governance rights, and no revenue rights. The project team has claimed that it has no value, but the market is pricing it.
TRUMP coin fell from $73 to $2.25 (-97%), while Melania coin fell by 99%. LAPTOP fell from $401 to $1.6 (-99.6%). The endpoint of political Meme coins has always been zero.
LAPTOP is not about "buying at the bottom after falling", but "in the process of returning to zero". Within 2 minutes, 99.6% of the liquidity evaporated, and a pool of $48000 supported a valuation illusion of $144 billion. Market makers and airdrop users have already completed cashing out. Entering now is providing exit liquidity to those who have already left.
The name of this coin is' Laptop '. Its opening price is called the 'consumerism trap', and its closing price is called the 'cognitive tax'. It rose to $401 in two minutes, which is for market makers to see. Falling to around $1.5, that's for you to see.
The buyer thinks they are buying at the bottom, but in fact, they are providing exit liquidity to those who have already made money.
This is the Biden Son coin, the most authentic look, the fastest sickle, cutting the leek of the coin circle with only 60 seconds of memory!
Listen to me, stay away from it completely!
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