I’ve got a brilliant idea that could not only save the dying DATs narrative but also amplify the narrative around MEME-paired tokenized stocks. The end result might not necessarily be a 'short squeeze on Wall Street' financial game, but rather a closed-loop operation to rescue crypto-native tokens: Take @fundstrat's Bitmine as an example—the general logic goes like this: Retail investors buy meme → Pair with BMNR tokenized stocks → BMNR on-chain gets bought out → Issuers mint new tokens and buy spot stocks on NYSE → BMNR stock price rises → BitMine ATM raises more funds → Continues buying ETH → ETH price rises, staking yields increase → DAT narrative revived, and crypto money ultimately flows back into crypto-native assets. Note: The above idea hasn’t been tested against BMNR’s actual mNAV misalignment, nor does it consider whether there’s enough actual buying power—it’s purely a logical deduction. If any 'conspiracy groups' happen to see this, feel free to give it a shot. Isn’t this way more meaningful than the Boner/MEME-led Wall Street short squeeze narrative, if it’s feasible? (There are quite a few low-liquidity DATs out there—I’ve got one that’s been drained by 95% ) Of course, if you feel honored to 'adopt' this idea, please remember to airdrop me some first . Thanks, crypto overlords! After all, unlike the pure Wall Street short squeeze game that just funnels money into U.S. stocks, this closed-loop experiment, if successful, could go down in history as a major rescue for crypto! (Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, meant to give you a laugh, but let’s find a way to help out Tom Lee and the ETH soldiers!)