Since I have plans tomorrow, I went to watch *Cow Came* tonight. I was laughing nonstop for the first half hour—it’s just way too abstract. I’m definitely not someone who follows trends; I usually don’t join discussions about most things. It’s purely because I love abstract culture so much that I went to watch the movie past 11 PM. That scene where Cow Dad drinks Cow Mom’s milk, then tells Cow not to always think about eating—classic. And the part where Cow flies across the river, Cow Came asks his mom to milk herself so Leopard can drink it—truly abstract. Too bad I didn’t watch it earlier tonight; I might’ve actually bought into this meme. But now, forget it. Even good memes need good prices, and the odds aren’t right anymore. If this were two years ago, I’d definitely slap a 200m bid on it.