- Bank: "Your savings account is a donation." - You: "Excuse me?" - Bank: "0.5% interest. 4% inflation. You donate 3.5% yearly." - You: "To whom?" - Bank: "We lend your deposit at 6%." - You: "So I fund your profit and pay for the privilege?" - Bank: "We also give you a free card." - You: "..." - Bank: "It has your name on it."(Bitcoin for Freedom)