The Reflecting Pool was severely vandalized by those who hate our country and radical left-wing scum, but over the past two days, it has been fully restored and is back in operation. It looks absolutely stunning! After July 4th, we will drain the pool and repair the expensive waterproof liners (including the 350-foot-long tear on the right side—caused by sharp tools and brute force), restoring it to its flawless condition from two weeks ago! All of this will be completed quickly. We are closely monitoring nearly 70 other monuments, statues, and fountains we’ve restored in Washington, D.C. Anyone daring to damage any of them will face up to 10 years in prison. In any case, go check it out—the Reflecting Pool is truly magnificent! Thank you for your attention to this matter.