I always thought I was a super whale steering an aircraft carrier, making waves in the decentralized world. But 23 hours ago, I decided to dive into CAS's pool and experience the simple joys of being a pure retail investor. Looking at the massive assets sitting in my wallet, I suddenly felt that this life of being wealthy was dull and uninspiring. To rediscover that initial thrill, I deliberately scraped together a measly $14,300 (14.35K) from my private stash and obediently bought 448.2K tokens at an average price of $0.032023. After buying, I even fantasized on Twitter—if it suddenly 10x’d, could I finally shout "visionary" in the community? This morning, I opened my eyes, checked my portfolio, and saw the unrealized gains column proudly displaying a mind-blowing +$5.73 (+0.07%)! Staring at this pure profit of over 5 bucks, I sat in front of my computer, lost in deep thought. This "fortune" isn’t even enough to cover the gas fees for the cross-chain transaction I just made. But whatever, at least my win rate is currently a perfect 100%, and my realized gains are still a pristine "0." No way the market makers are getting a single cent from me. Watch me, a whale in disguise, scraping the market with precision while holding $10K: 0x0aF828A6459B0f67632A0E50504FADFfd56A751D