Tom Lee in 2018 called BTC $25K → Actual $3,200. 2025 calls ETH $10K → Now $2,131. 2026 calls BMNR the 'ETH treasury holy grail' → 4% of ETH circulation hoarded by him. A Korean funeral company trusted him, used 2x BMNR to catch the falling knife, and their clients' life savings are down -83%. People aren’t dead yet, but their money is already gone. 7 years later, Tom’s script hasn’t changed a word, and the look in the retail investors’ eyes is still the same.