I spent three weeks using frontier LLMs and swarms of agents to build a full stack, autonomous, agentic trading companion. It synthesised cross-exchange pricing dislocations, anomalous derivatives footprints, funding rate arbitrage opportunities, news feeds with impact and directional signals, a trade screener that ranks trend, momentum, and mean reversion factors into actionable setups, and a dynamic rebalancing agentic risk manager to monitor and adjust my exposure. Did it work? No - Claude hallucinated the entire thing and I still don't know how to connect to exchange APIs. But it was glorious.(Cred)