Bro was so hyped he wanted to rename his newborn to thank Anthropic's CEO. Why? Because Claude helped him recover 5 Bitcoin. Back in college 11 years ago, bro had 5 BTC locked up. On the day he set the password, he was totally high and ended up forgetting it completely. He tried brute-forcing the password billions of times, but nothing worked. Recently, he found an old notebook with a password he wrote down back then: lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:) With nothing to lose, he dumped all the data from his old college computer onto Claude. Claude sifted through tens of thousands of random historical files and instantly dug up the old wallet file. Using that old password, it unlocked right away! No, AI didn’t crack a Bitcoin private key—it just helped him find the right encrypted file buried in his old computer junk.