This picture has gone viral across the internet today: every SK Hynix employee is getting an average bonus of 3 million RMB. Security guards, drivers, receptionists, assembly line workers—no one is left out (though this is unconfirmed). Next year, it's expected to be 6.1 million. Reason: The explosion in AI computing power demand → HBM memory prices skyrocketing → 10% of net profit distributed as bonuses. According to sources in the Korean matchmaking industry: SK Hynix employees' status in the marriage market has skyrocketed to the top tier, completely outshining doctors and lawyers. But I don’t care about that. What I care about is: with these Koreans making so much money, is the crypto market about to pump again? After all, every bull market comes with the kimchi premium and a few Korea-exclusive moon coins.