🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 THE FED WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE INTEREST RATE DECISION IN JUST 30 MINUTES: IF RATE < 3.50% → THE MARKET GOES PARABOLIC IF RATE = 3.75% → THE MARKET STAYS FLAT IF RATE > 4.00% → THE MARKET GETS REKT ALL EYES ARE ON FED NOW!! (ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ)