Apple does not care how you built it. Not the model you used. Not the framework. Not how fast you shipped. The App Store review process has one job. Reject anything that does not meet the rules. And vibe coded apps are failing it at a rate that should embarrass every builder who skipped this part. The painful truth: You can build a production-ready app in a weekend with Claude Code. You can get it rejected in 48 hours for something you could have fixed in 20 minutes. Privacy policy missing. Placeholder content still in the build. Incomplete metadata. Broken flows Apple tests on purpose. The code was never the problem. The submission was. This guide covers every reason vibe coded apps fail review and exactly how to pass it the first time. Bookmark this before you hit submit.(CyrilXBT)