陈剑Jason|Mar 29, 2026 02:57
Take stock of classic project jargon that treats others like fools
What you heard: Our annualized income exceeds 3 million US dollars
What do you think: The Wocao project actually has such strong business implementation and profitability
Actually, I used to charge a handling fee of 10000 US dollars for the hair raising party on the highest day, but at other times I only had a few dozen US dollars or even no money. However, it's not important. Based on the peak of that day, my "annualized" income exceeded 3 million US dollars
What you heard: We are about to propose to use 50% of our revenue to repurchase tokens
What do you think: The sleeping trough project is too conscientious? As holders, we are really happy to continue adding inventory
Actually, the daily transaction fee is only 100U, and I need to take out 50U for repurchase, but that's not important. I'll make an announcement and use my mouth to grab the remaining 5 million coins in my hand first
What you heard: Our token economy model gives the community 80% share
What do you think: The sleeping trough project has such a large layout that it has given so much to the community
Actually, airdrops only account for 3% and rat traps. As for what you said, isn't 80% given to the community? Yes, I included a lot of user incentives for ecological development in the name of the community, but the coins will definitely be kept in the hands of the team for now and gradually sold later
What you heard: Our core members come from Binance
What do you think: The background of the Wocao project is so hard, it seems to have a strong relationship with Binance, and the listing is stable
Actually, some members of the team worked at Binance for a few months back then, but that's not important. Anyway, you were an early employee of Binance and are now our core member. As for listing on Binance? This loser doesn't even know where to open the door to the coin group.
What you heard: Our CTO is a senior architect at Google and Microsoft
What do you think: The technical foundation of the Wocao project is too solid, and top manufacturers are directly crushing the cryptocurrency circle
Actually, the only programmer in the team with a bachelor's degree worked as an outsourcing engineer at Google five years ago, responsible for maintaining the front-end code of the internal reimbursement system UI components.
What you heard: We are in talks with Binance OKXUpbit to launch cryptocurrency
What do you think: The project of sleeping trough started with Wang Feiquan, who is an insider of the first tier university. I have to be ruthless
Actually, I clicked on the listing application portal on the official website of the exchange, filled out a form with trepidation, and then received an email automatically replied by the system saying "application received"
What you heard: We are recruiting global ambassadors to jointly build and participate in project growth
What do you think: The Sleeping Slot project places too much emphasis on the community, giving everyone the opportunity to participate so early
Actually, we don't have enough money to hire anyone now. We plan to freeload a group of college students and hairdressers who want to receive airdrops to help translate white papers, argue with others on Twitter, and become an atmosphere group in DC. Finally, I will send you a few unsold points or coins locked up for three years
What you heard: We have established deep cooperation with companies such as NVIDIA and Alibaba
What you think: The resources for the 'Sleeping Slot' project are too strong, with hands and eyes connected to the sky
Actually, I infiltrated the NVIDIA ecosystem accelerator and obtained a GPU voucher grant, and then built my own node on Alibaba Cloud
What you heard: Our TVL has skyrocketed fivefold, reaching $200 million
What do you think: The consensus on this project is so strong, with so much real money and silver put into it
Actually, I secretly found a few wealthy individuals to sign additional coin delivery contracts and then took the money in to go through the water and support the storefront
What you heard: Although the coin price continues to decline, the coins we locked up have not moved and are even repurchasing
What do you think: The 'lying trough' project may have been tricked by market makers again? Market makers are too bad
Actually: Hahaha, you idiots, think about it with your own asshole. If the project investor's coins are really locked up for 3 years according to the document and haven't been airdropped for a penny, where will the coins come from?
What you heard: We are a long-term team that doesn't care about short-term fluctuations
What do you think: The sleeping trough project has strong determination? I think we're still working on it, so let's hold on and not sell it for now
Actually, the coin price has dropped by 99%, and the project team is already living in a seaside villa. However, the market liquidity is too poor now, and the remaining coins cannot be sold. The only employee is only responsible for posting some nonsense on Twitter to prove that they are still alive. Don't be taken down by Binance, and wait for the next bull market to come out and cheat.
What you heard: We have been attacked by professional hackers from North Korea and are currently recovering funds. Please trust us to weather the storm together
What do you think: This project is too miserable. The despicable hacker founder is so hardworking
Actually, the project can't sell coins anymore, but there is still a lot of user money stored inside. She gave the private key to her cousin and staged a show to blame North Korean hackers. She sent a public announcement to the community to explain and then gave a perfect farewell. Sorry, we did our best
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