Someone messaged me to remind me that gas prices are going to spike at midnight tonight. So, I waited until after 9 PM, thinking there’d be fewer people, and then snuck out to quietly fill up my tank. Never expected that even at this hour, the line would still be so long. Are we all really this desperate to save a few dozen bucks? Huh? Huh? Huh? I’ll just pretend I saved 50 bucks by taking advantage of this, okay? My tank was less than a third full anyway, so it was about time to refuel.