POV: You wake up and realized It's only March. Oil is already threatening to hit $200 before the month is out. AI just took your job, or is at least actively interviewing for it. World War 3 is looking less like a conspiracy theory and more like a calendar event. Your altcoin portfolio is down 95%. Those coins you were going to retire on are now worth less than a bodega sandwich. And your girlfriend just left you. For a guy who won a Polymarket bet. A bet that, by the way, you also made. And lost. It's only March.(Lark Davis)