New flex in social settings: casually showing off a million-dollar watch that can mine Bitcoin during a date. Jacob & Co has released a watch that can mine Bitcoin while you wear it. Limited to just 100 pieces. This luxury watch brand, known for its million-dollar timepieces, has ridiculously crammed a Bitcoin mining chip into the watch case. The hash rate is basically zero, and the BTC it mines in a year probably won’t even buy you a cup of coffee. But the point of this watch was never about mining profits—it’s all about signaling status. Wearing a Rolex says you’re rich; wearing a Jacob & Co BTC mining watch says you’re rich *and* a crypto believer. With only 100 pieces, secondary market premiums are almost guaranteed. Jacob & Co’s Astronomia series typically starts at a million dollars, and while the price of this mining watch hasn’t been announced yet, it’s almost certainly going to start in the six-figure USD range. I’m already looking forward to seeing which big shot in the Chinese crypto community flexes this watch first.