3.14 All-in Morning Report: I totally forgot about the morning report thing. Slept three times this morning , almost turned into a noon report. 1. BTC needs to be ignored to rise. Yesterday, after breaking through 73,000, a bunch of people started shouting for 86,000, and then it stopped abruptly. 2. ETH—what you see on-chain might just be what others want you to see. @Jackyi_ld borrowed coins at the low, repaid at the high, and then the rebound stopped. 3. SOL is just following Big Bro and Second Bro. No one’s paying attention to the third one anymore. 4. The U.S. Department of Justice will appeal the Powell case ruling, potentially delaying Walsh’s appointment. 5. CFTC Chairman Mike Selig says they’re pushing for tailored regulatory rules for crypto assets and AI-related fields. 6. Story Protocol developer PIP Labs laid off about 10% of staff, shifting focus to AI-related IP infrastructure. Can IP hit 20 again? 7. Former UK Prime Minister’s “Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme” comment sparks controversy. Michael Saylor emphasizes BTC’s decentralization and lack of an issuer. 8. Vitalik interprets the Ethereum Foundation’s new mission statement: doubling down on Ethereum and promoting it as a “tech safe haven.” Anyway, no coin speculation, just tech development. 9. Analysis: STRC hit $745 million in single-day trading volume this week, potentially corresponding to purchasing power of about 5,000 BTC. 10. Perps DEX monthly trading volume ranking: Hyperliquid leads with $178.23 billion, leaving others far behind. Who plays other perp DEXs seriously? Isn’t it all just for farming airdrops? 11. Singapore’s largest money laundering case—“Fujian Gang” relatives’ London assets worth about 55 million RMB may be confiscated by the UK. 12. Geopolitical turmoil and cooling non-farm payrolls prompt institutions to reassess Bitcoin’s value as a “decoupled asset.” 13. The U.S. Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals rejects Custodia’s main account appeal, lawsuit for direct access to the Fed payment system fails. 14. U.S. President Trump: Once the Iran war ends, the economy will rebound immediately. But when will it end? No one knows. Trump thinks he can end it with just words, but after the assassination, the new guy turned out to be even more reckless. 15. Saudi Arabia reportedly cuts production by 2 million barrels/day in response to the Hormuz Strait blockade. Oil prices won’t drop until the blockade is lifted, right? 16. Trump holds another meeting. Remember last year’s meeting candlestick chart? Might be worth reviewing. ------------ The best conversation with AI isn’t you talking to AI, but letting multiple AIs talk to each other. Your job is just to coordinate them . Bitcoin Ethereum Solana Crypto