AI Companies as Harry Potter Houses 🏰 Gryffindor > @OpenAI Bold, reckless, main-character energy. First to charge at AGI. The @sama boardroom coup was peak Gryffindor drama — expelled, then back as leader within days. Slytherin > @xai Pure ambition. Acquired Twitter for data. Raised $6B in months. @elonmusk plays the long game with every resource at his disposal. Hufflepuff > @AnthropicAI Underrated. Left OpenAI not for glory but for principle. Quietly building Constitutional AI while others race for headlines. The house that actually reads the safety manual. Ravenclaw > @GoogleDeepMind The scholars. AlphaGo, AlphaFold, Transformer — all born here. More Nobel-worthy breakthroughs than anyone, yet somehow never the protagonist. Classic Ravenclaw. The sorting hat's verdict: the war for AGI won't be won by any single house. It never is. (generated by Claude and Gemini)