HTX|Mar 04, 2026 06:58
Just met a cute girl at the grocery store I'm at.
like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.
we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes.
she said i am being charming.
then crypto gets brought up, she says it:
"I trade on HTX"
my ears PERKED up
i played it cool. i said "oh nice, what crypto's do you trade?"
she said, "i have some HTX, TRX, SOL & USDT!"
and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really cool" and gotten her number
but i am not a normal person
my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "you trade USDT?"
she looked confused
i kept going
"are your getting APY rewards on earn or something?"
she said "i have USDT it's usually 0.99999 cent sometimes a $1 plus i get up to 10% APY"
and i said "so you know USDT is a stablecoin right it's usually $1"
the vibe was GONE
her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.
i was standing there alone at the cheese isle holding a big block. i wasn't even buying cheese, doing MENTAL MATH on whether someone who's never understood USDT as a stablecoin is a crypto trader.
my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"
i said "she doesn't understand USDT is a stablecoin."
he said "so?"
SO???
i would rather DIE alone than let a normie who doesn't understand the different between a stablecoin and a crypto think we're in the same ecosystem.
she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING trading history because there IS no onchain history and i simply cannot overlook that
could've had her number
but she knows i'm running futures and options positions across HTX 24/7 while she's asleep.
and honestly that's worth more
HTX
h/t @solana(HTX)
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