CryptoCondom|2月 18, 2026 21:21
It became clear to me that @Carvana was cooking their books and hiding fraud Enron style back in October. Shorted $390 with a year of theta, added $440 in Jan.
CVNA puts are one of my largest portfolio positions bc I believed the fundamentals confirmed my bearish bias and suspicion of fraud thanks to the research of @GothamResearch, @HindenburgRes and many many other citizen analysts.
This shit is going to get delisted from the S&P.
Their use of Drivetime to hide debt off their own books will get exposed and they will get indicated by DOJ & SEC.
Im short. I've been short. Im staying fucking short. 🍌(CryptoCondom)
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