Microsoft's AI CEO just nuked half the white-collar workforce. He told the Financial Times that accountants and lawyers are getting fully automated in 12-18 months. Not "assisted." Replaced. The $200k spreadsheet warriors and contract reviewers? Cooked. Meanwhile the plumber you called last week is still charging $300/hour and laughing. Decades of "get a safe office job" advice about to age like milk. The corporate ladder just got sawed in half and nobody's acting like it. So what's it gonna be: you stacking assets while the paycheck still hits, or updating that resume for a job that won't exist?(Lark Davis)