Everyone's waiting for a dip, but it won't dip. Everyone's waiting for a pump, but it won't pump. Everyone's waiting for the on-chain golden dog, but when will the golden dog show up? Waiting for altcoins to take off, but altcoins are like dead pigs. Forget it, I'll just wait for New Year's Day. Currently, all I have is a short on ETH. Spot holdings are only ETH, BNB, OKB, SOL—obviously all stuck.