> be Soulja Boy > promote dozens of scam tokens in 2021 > easy money > watch them all go to zero > disappear > wait 4 years > launch memecoins on pumpfun > watch them go to zero (again) > get exposed > block bubblemaps > try to come clean > say you had no idea > blame Sahil > become a "creator" on base > repeat(Bubblemaps)