灯塔说|Oct 31, 2025 14:24
I choose 24.
Because Binance said not to open the video at 23:59.
I just had to click.
The screen went black, and PALU, wearing a Binance cap, crawled out from the blockchain,
chewing on a U while whispering:
'Don’t be scared, I’m here to top up your position.'
I panicked and tried to unplug the internet cable, but PALU reached out from the monitor:
'It’s too late, bro. I’ve taken over your position.'
The next morning, I woke up to find my account had 100,000 PALU tokens.
Then I checked the news headlines:
'Binance Video Glitch: All viewers at 23:59 automatically airdropped PALU.'
The comment section is already chanting in unison—
'Trick or Trade, our lives belong to PALU!'
PALU
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