Did you know: if you're a Bitcoin treasury company you almost certainly ALREADY have a Strategic Ordinals Treasury! Did you know that @BitwiseInvest has over 40,000 ordinals and they probably don't realize it? "What do you mean, Charlie? We haven't purchased any ordinals!" Au contraire, yes you do - this is why you should bring on as your advisor. I can help you avoid massive blunders such as mismanaging your Strategic Ordinals Treasury. You see, an "ordinal" is simply a single satoshi that is associated with a JPEG. Bitcoin itself doesn't track these satoshis, but specialized wallets & marketplaces do. However a large amount of Bitcoin users, custodians do not track these. It is common for wallets & custodians (like Coinbase!) to unintentionally send ordinals out from their wallets simply because they are not tracking them. Because of this massive industry oversight, if you are sitting on any sizeable amount of BTC you are likely also sitting on quite a few ordinals that other people have sent out! Maybe some of those ordinals are worth something -- you should probably make sure you don't make the same mistake others have! I, as your Paper Bitcoin Company Strategic Ordinals Advisor, can help navigate this wild new jungle of on-chain-but-off-chain finance to help you sell equity at an even higher premium because your Paper Bitcoin Company is differentiated.