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I, like Yu Hua, have a special fondness for dung pits and buttocks—

Yu Hua enjoys writing about dung pits;

In "To Live", Fu Gui's father died in the village dung pit while using the toilet;

In "Cries in the Drizzle", the protagonist's father, Sun Guangcai, died after drunkenly stumbling into the village dung pit at the entrance;

Today, in "Brothers", Li Guangtou's father accidentally fell into the cesspool and drowned while peeping at women's buttocks in the toilet;

Dung pits are very dirty, but sometimes human hearts are even dirtier than dung pits;

It reminds me of something. When I was in fifth grade, because we lived in the countryside, our school was a hope primary school that relied on fundraising. Therefore, the toilets were naturally rudimentary;

The scene was very much like the description by Teacher Yu Hua: the stench was overwhelming, making it hard to keep one's eyes open, thick and strong maggots wriggling along the edge of the cement pool, green flies standing on discarded black shells, and the sounds of urination and women's laughter coming from the dog hole at the bottom of the earth wall. The imagery instantly came to mind.

Our toilet was indeed rudimentary, but because there was a large river near the school, there was no shortage of water. The school had a pond nearby to flush the toilet three times a day, which made the sewage in the toilet a bit clear at that moment;

Then that summer, my cousin, who was in sixth grade at the time, once told me a shocking secret when he was playing at my house. He mysteriously told me that right after the toilet was flushed, for a period of time, one could see the buttocks of women using the toilet in the opposite female toilet from the squat toilet on the men's side;

Afraid that I wouldn't believe him, my cousin took me to investigate on-site. When the toilet was flushed at 10 o'clock in the morning, we rushed in. The air, mixed with the smell, instantly solidified. I dared not breathe, because I found that what my cousin said was true. Through the clear water in the shared toilet, one could see a huge buttock on the opposite side and hear the sound of urination;

My cousin clearly opened up a new world for my naive self; so in the following period of time, every time at 10 o'clock after class, I would go to the squat toilet. Rain or shine, my little soul experienced the most beautiful scenery in the filthy world;

But the problem arose when I told Baozi about this;

I am ultimately someone who cannot keep a secret. I thought that good things should not be enjoyed alone. Lu Xun said, "Happiness is better when shared." So I chose to tell my best friend Baozi about this secret, hoping to let him experience the beauty of the world;

That's when the disaster began;

Baozi's deskmate was the most beautiful girl in our class and also the class representative for Chinese. Baozi had been secretly in love with her for a long time, and perhaps wanting to show off in front of his deskmate, Baozi quickly told his deskmate about me peeping at buttocks in the toilet. His exact words were that I specifically went to the toilet to peep at her buttocks;

Originally, I was just looking at buttocks, and I didn't even know whose buttocks I was looking at. This immediately caused an uproar;

Baozi's deskmate started crying on the spot, and soon the whole class knew about me peeping at buttocks. I wasn't in the classroom at the time. In order to show his heroic and chivalrous spirit, Baozi directly took his deskmate to the headmaster's office, once again telling the headmaster about me peeping at buttocks. I will never forget the two words he used to describe me: heinous and despicable; because later the headmaster used these two words in front of the whole class to describe me; he even said that Baozi's description was very appropriate, that a person like me who started peeping at buttocks from a young age would definitely become a scum in the future;

Amidst everyone's insults and ridicule, I felt as if my life was about to collapse. I thought that I was the only one in the world with a dirty mind wanting to look at buttocks. I felt that as a person with such impure thoughts, I would definitely not have a good outcome;

It wasn't until a week after the incident that, one weekend, as I passed by the school, I suddenly had a stomachache. So I immediately headed to the toilet that had brought me shame. As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Baozi squatting in the last stall, eagerly looking into the cesspool below, completely immersed and unaware of my presence at the door;

I silently walked out of the toilet and excitedly shouted towards the female toilet, "Don't pee, someone is peeping at your buttocks from the opposite side!"

I heard a commotion in the men's toilet, and Baozi quickly ran out. When he saw me gloating at the door, he was stunned for a moment, but he didn't care about that. He awkwardly pulled up his pants and ran away. It seemed that he had been squatting for too long and his legs had gone numb, so he limped as he ran away;

The person who came out of the female toilet was the cleaning lady at the school. She glanced at me and then at Baozi's retreating figure and said, "You said that clumsy person was peeping at me? Did you see his face clearly?"

I said I didn't see clearly, I only saw that he was a cripple!

The cleaning lady said that the toilet would be unusable in the future. Just a few days ago, I heard that a fifth-grade kid was peeping at buttocks, and now there's another one!

I heard this and laughed; as if I had discovered something significant, I happily went to the toilet; Baozi instantly cured my spiritual exhaustion!

Of course, I still made a contribution. Some female teachers found out and demanded that the principal renovate the toilet. Later, despite the severe lack of funds at the school, the toilet was still renovated. All of this was thanks to me, and the quality of using the toilet was elevated;

Baozi was probably afraid that I would expose him, so after that incident, he went out of his way to please me, bringing me snacks and stationery, and even voluntarily severed ties with his beloved deskmate;

That was probably the first time I truly understood the complexity of human beings!

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