Google has launched two new TPU chips: TPU 8TX and TPU 8I Max. The slogan is "More Powerful, More Secure." This implies that the Indian-born CEO is less likely to cheat, and there's no need to worry about Chinese espionage—a direct slap in the face to Jensen Huang! This is accompanied by an open TPU software stack, encouraging users to quickly migrate from NVDA's CUDA.