小龙先生|Nov 06, 2026 11:06
Late on November 5th, in the monitoring room of Mar-a-Lago,
Trump was plotting revenge against the Democrats.
An aide rushed in, sweating profusely:
"Mr. President, we've lost everything in the midterm elections! Texas has turned blue, the AI data centers are all shut down, and Schumer and his cronies are trying to pull the plug on us in Congress!"
Trump leaned back in his leather chair and sneered:
"I knew this would end like this!"
"Since they won't let me have an easy time, then let's all stop playing."
He picked up the phone and dialed the head of CryptoTreasury:
"The $1 billion note is redeemed on November 30th. How much money do we have left in the account?"
"Mr. President, all funding channels are cut off. We can only sell Bitcoin."
"Then sell it." Trump's tone was curt.
"Immediately transfer those 4259 BTC in your wallet to http://(Crypto.com)." "Let's sell off."
"But market sentiment is very fragile right now. If we dump it, the US stock market and the crypto market will crash across the board..."
"Crash?" Trump interrupted him directly,
"Don't the Democrats want to regulate AI? Don't they want to cause tech stocks to plummet? I'll dump it beforehand, create panic, and shift all the blame onto them!"
Beside him, Trump Jr. looked at the huge numbers on the screen and gasped:
"Dad, that's $344 million! Are we really going to dump it? The market will panic."
"We can't worry about that now." Trump stared at the screen,
"I have to win back the votes I lost with the sickle."
"Blame the Democrats and the voters."
A few hours later.
At 3 a.m., the blockchain detective group on X exploded.
Someone posted a screenshot:
“Holy crap! The Trump family's DJT wallet moved! 4259 BTC, directly transferred to Crypto.com!”
“Are they crazy? Selling now? This is going to crash the market!” a whale with a large position lamented in the group chat.
“I told you, politicians are unreliable! They just lost the election and they're already rushing to fleece us to recoup their losses!”
Panic spread like wildfire.
Retail investors, large investors, and whales exploded, their screens filled with panic selling orders.
Nasdaq futures plummeted pre-market, and Bitcoin instantly dropped below $77,000.
But on the other side of the world.
In a high-rise apartment in New York, Democratic heavyweight Schumer, sipping champagne, watched the news on his screen and chuckled.
“Boss, Trump is really dumping the market,” his assistant said.
“Great.” Schumer took a sip of his drink.
“He crashed his own bank account to pay off his debts. Tomorrow I’ll formally submit the ‘AI Pull-the-Tube Act.’ Once the stock market and crypto market crash, we can smoothly bail them out and tighten the regulatory net completely.”
He put down his glass and straightened his tie for the camera:
“Let the dust settle. This time, Trump himself is the culprit who destroyed the US stock market.”
Meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago, Trump watched the media reports of the “Trump family’s panic selling,” a slight smile playing on his lips.
“This traffic, here it comes.”
Politicians lose votes, and their first priority is to recoup losses from retail investors’ wallets;
Capital is only responsible for counting money on the ruins.
After this, Trump Media Technology Group’s wallet,
held a total of 9477 Bitcoins. After transferring 4259,
5218 remained. Over $400 million worth of chips,
hanging over the heads of the crypto world.
Do you think Trump will continue to sell off the remaining 5,218 BTC?
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