[Tech Investor Jason: The Bottom Has Appeared, I'm Going to Scrape Every Penny from My Crack to Buy the Dip] Odaily Planet Daily reports that renowned tech investor Jason posted on the X platform: "The bottom has appeared... Tech stock valuations may fall another 10%, but if it really drops to that level, it will be the ideal time for me to buy the dip. I will use every penny I can find in the crack of my sofa to buy the following stocks: TSLA, SPCX, UBER, AMZN, SHOP, MSFT, GOOG, AAPL." Jason also predicted what will happen next, in the following order: 1. The Democrats will force the US to withdraw from Iran. President Trump will declare victory, just like George W. Bush declared "Mission Accomplished," and present it as an achievement in his political legacy. 2. Inflation will decline. 3. The Democrats will shift their support to the development of data centers and the AI industry. In exchange, they will demand the repeal of tax cuts for the wealthy and the imposition of certain regulations on cutting-edge AI models. 4. President Trump will take credit for this deal. This will be the second victory in his political legacy. 5. The banquet hall is completed. Trump will host a year-long lavish party. This will be the third victory in his political legacy. 6. A massive pardon celebration! Autopens will be working overtime. 7. The stock market hits a temporary high and continues to break records.