We just got Kung Fu fighter robots before GTA 6. Unitree’s latest humanoid throws spinning kicks, pulls off aerial flips and delivers knee and elbow strikes. It even jumps from a 4-meter platform onto mats, rolls through the impact and gets back up. The launch video casts it as a personal bodyguard, confronting an intruder and lifting the front of a car during a staged rescue involving a dummy. The robot reportedly offers up to 8 hours of battery life. Unitree says the footage is REAL and hasn’t been sped up.