The crypto market these past few days has straight-up turned a bunch of newbies into split personalities. When prices surge, they regret having small positions and wish they could sell their house to leverage up; when prices crash, they blame themselves for being impulsive and swear never to touch crypto again. The moment they sell at a loss, the market rebounds; the moment they buy the top, the market dives. By day, they study macroeconomics; by night, they curse the whales for market manipulation; and at 3 a.m., they start researching astrology. Haven’t made much money, but they’ve fully experienced greed, fear, regret, and despair. Others trade crypto for financial freedom; newbies trade crypto like it’s a spiritual trial to achieve enlightenment.