Hsyes on LAPTOP: Don’t rush to buy! Hsyes is actually very cautious about Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP. Overall, he’s extremely bullish on this trend because Trump, Hunter Biden, meme stocks, and RWA are all proving the same thing: celebrities, companies, events, and internet culture in the real world are being directly tokenized. In the future, anything that attracts attention could potentially have a tradable price. But he doesn’t recommend rushing into LAPTOP on day one. When celebrities launch tokens, they come with tens of millions or even billions of exposure on the first day. Insiders and snipers get early access to the tokens, while retail investors jump in at the peak of the hype. After a few days of celebrity promotion, the attention curve drops, and the price curve follows. TrumpCoin is the example he keeps bringing up: launching a token based on traffic, but since the traffic isn’t sustainable, the token price also drops. So Hsyes believes there are only two things to watch to determine if LAPTOP can succeed. First, can the launch be as fair as possible, without insiders and snipers turning the initial wave of massive attention into exit liquidity? Second, and more importantly: a week later, will Hunter Biden still be talking about LAPTOP? A month later, will there be new events, content, and narratives to give holders a reason to stick around?