Warren Buffett asked the God of Stocks: Oh great one, how much can I earn this year? The God of Stocks replied: You can earn at least 30% this year. Buffett was overjoyed and asked: What about Trump? The God of Stocks said: It's been a long time since anyone called me by that name. Trump: Maybe you've met many stock gods, but they all call me the Stock God. Original image credit: @_FORAB