Walk by the river often, and you’re bound to get your shoes wet, right? Trump’s personal teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez, has been suspended and is under investigation! Why? Because he was using early access to the president’s speeches to go wild on the Kalshi prediction market, betting on which words the president would say next. In just three months, he made nearly $100,000 in risk-free arbitrage! The boldest move? When Trump went off-script during live speeches, this guy was backstage multitasking—adjusting the teleprompter while simultaneously canceling and modifying his bets on his phone in real-time to avoid losses. What a play!