OMG, this world keeps blowing my mind every single day. Not letting Iran charge fees, but charging fees yourself—and immediately too. What is this? Not only do you want the U.S. to break even, but you also want to make a huge profit. Honestly, you must’ve bought oil at rock-bottom prices, right? I was still wondering how to push crude oil prices up to $80. Didn’t expect you’d just pull a move out of thin air, slap on fees, and boom—straight to $80. ! Respect! So it’s always you winning, huh? Truly the art of always winning! Walk your path, leave others with no way out, and then rake in the profits. Anyway, it’s the people who suffer from rising oil prices—what does that have to do with me, the always-winning Trump?