After chatting with AI for two days over the weekend, Saylor dropped an epic framework, breaking precedent by allowing Strategy to 'sell coins for self-rescue'! Massive dollar reserve injection: The dollar reserve was directly boosted to $2.55 billion, locking in 17.4 months of dividends and interest, leaving no chance for short sellers to trigger liquidations. Aggressive dividend hike: The annualized dividend yield for preferred stock STRC was raised straight to 12.00%. Coupled with a $1 billion digital credit buyback authorization and a $1 billion common stock buyback plan, they’re aiming to forcefully buy back the discounted $74 stock to its $100 face value. Ultimate game-changer: Officially kicking off a $1.25 billion BTC monetization plan. In other words, the man who once claimed he’d 'never sell coins' is now allowing the company to directly liquidate Bitcoin to pay dividends and buy back shares.