A while back, @saylor just announced that dollar reserves increased by $300M in a week to $1.4B, trying to steady the troops. But MicroStrategy's STRC has really been hitting new lows lately, with no bottom in sight—at one point dropping below $80 to hit an all-time low. Even the common stock MSTR fell below the $100 mark. What to do? This level looks like a golden dip, feels like a chance to buy the dip; but I just can’t bring myself to use my own money. So, anyone willing to lend me $50 for some KFC first?