Just witnessed a legendary on-chain comeback by a trader with godlike reflexes, but the end result was hilariously anticlimactic. This person delivered a textbook example of the classic: 'Using the most hardcore automated micro-trading to earn the tiniest pocket change'—a masterpiece of magical realism comedy: 3 days ago, this trader fearlessly jumped in during the terrifying aftershocks of the esports flash crash. Using 68 tiny buy orders, they aggressively scooped up $19.96K worth of tokens, locking in a max position of 521.48K units. But after holding for just 2 days, they completely lost the patience for a long-term hold. To make a safe exit, their automated sell script went into overdrive, executing a staggering 277 sell orders in a single day, finally managing to fully liquidate before liquidity dried up. This epic 3-day saga, involving a total of 345 on-chain interactions, ultimately left behind a cold, almost sarcastic number in the ledger: Total profit of **+$96.89**, with a return rate of **+0.49%**. A whale risked $20K and burned through hefty script electricity costs, hustling non-stop for three days and nights in the aftermath of a flash crash, only to walk away with enough for a modest fast-food meal. Through their actions, they’ve proven to all the bulls out there: As long as my liquidation script clicks fast enough, the market makers won’t even get a single $100 bill from me. 0x1Fdf071Adb5B7f4BEe73C3502a04647A77192264