When Bitcoin drops, it's all FUD: MicroStrategy is going to collapse, MicroStrategy is going to sell coins, The Chinese government is cracking down on crypto again, OGs are selling coins again, Japan is going to raise interest rates, And the craziest one— Quantum computers are going to break Bitcoin. Now that it's bouncing back, It's all good news again: The Fed is going to cut rates, The world's second-largest asset manager, Vanguard, is entering the market, The world's third-largest asset manager, Harvest Fund, is entering the market, The SEC chairman says they're going to pass crypto legislation. No matter what, Wall Street wins again...