Even a nobody like me has made it to Singapore for the most epic crypto event, TOKEN2049. Back in the day, as a newbie, I attended various crypto conferences in Shanghai, knowing nothing—no terms, no projects. Now, I basically get invites from all the big-name projects. In the crypto world, anything is possible... As a nobody, a yield farmer, an investor, a DeFi farmer, a DAO friend, and a fellow loser, Would it be too blunt if I just asked 'when' and 'how'? For example: Metamask