Jane's Adventures in India: When Wall Street's' Algorithm God 'Meets Curry Flavor Regulation In this magical land of India, Jane Street's algorithm geniuses have developed a money making machine that is even more magical than the Ganges River! Their 'money printing machine algorithm' has achieved astonishing results in the Indian market: Daily maximum profit of $80 million 💵 (Approximately 600 million rupees) Annual profit of up to 4.3 billion US dollars 📈 8-9 times the profit of peers 🏆 SEBI has issued a 105 page fine accusing Jian Street of playing the "Wall Street version of the Thirty Six Stratagems": first "drawing candlesticks" in the spot market (boosting the index), and then "cutting leeks" in the options market (reverse selling). Indian retail investor cried out in the bathroom: 'So my options account is a Jian Street ATM!' Jian Street shouted falsely, 'This is called' market arbitrage '! We are treating the market'! ' Also included is a trend chart: "Look! These two lines are even further apart than the Cowherd and Weaver Girl. It's natural for us not to make money This farce has exposed the ultimate challenge of the quantitative age: if AI becomes self-taught and creates "regulatory defined manipulation," should programmers or computers be punished? The CEO of peer XTX Markets roast: "If you can make money by reducing the transaction size by 100 times, that's really a skill!" (subtext: you really overexerted yourself this time in Jane Street). And SEBI's heavy blow directly caused a 70% drop in the trading volume of Indian derivatives - the most effective "market cooling device" used to be a regulatory penalty India's money making machine algorithm crushes humans, Wall Street meets Bollywood's nightmare of math defeating magic regulation