Our Father, who art in Crypto, Hallowed be thy Chain. Thy bull run come, thy ETH be done, On Binance as it is on-chain. Give us this day our daily pump, And forgive us our leverage, As we forgive those who front-ran our entries. And lead us not into Solana, But deliver us from vaporware. For thine is the Merge, the Gas, and the Glory, Forever and ever, not VC-funded. Amen. Source: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/ssk https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/etha