Throwback to when Michael Saylor urged his sheep to sell their kidneys and buy Bitcoin near all-time highs. This was the ultimate recession signal. Given the IQ levels of the Bitcoin maxis, plenty probably took his advice, so let's do the math for them. Let's assume a kidney on the black market fetches for around 150K, this would’ve bought 1.376 BTC. At today's prices, they would be down 42,700 (-28%). On the bright side, anyone who sold a kidney for Bitcoin is now a true lifetime HODLer—because they’re too busy hooked up to dialysis to panic sell.